A Few Ideas Worth Stealing
Tonight’s Menu
This is the non-cringey part of the Valentine’s page, four bite-sized scripts you can try tonight, no essays, no pressure, no performance review.
No Finish Line
What if sex wasn’t the goal?
- 12 minutes, no scoreboard
- No genitals at first, yes really
- Switch roles, no coaching
- End with sleep or more, both win
Make It Not Weird
Trying new things without a meeting
- One new thing, not five
- Clothes on counts
- Two truths rule applies
- No TED Talk after
Listicle, With Standards
5 things to do that count as a date night
- Pick a theme, tiny luxury, dramatic playlist, candles, the whole fake confidence
- Shower together, no agenda, just soap and eye contact like you mean it
- Give each other three compliments that are not about productivity
- Make a two-item menu, one thing you want, one thing you’re curious about
- End the night with one sentence, “Next time, let’s try…”
Snack Attack
Food play, but make it classy-ish
- Stick to body-safe basics, chocolate, whipped topping, honey, nothing spicy, nothing minty
- Keep it outside-only, lips, neck, chest, thighs, treat it like foreplay, not a chemistry experiment
- Rule: if it wouldn’t go near your eyeball, it doesn’t go near sensitive areas
- Have a warm washcloth ready, because nothing kills the mood like sticky regrets