A Few Ideas Worth Stealing
Tonight’s Menu
No pressure. No performance review. Just four tiny scripts you can borrow, tweak, and pretend you invented.
The “No Finish Line” Play
What if sex wasn’t the goal?
- Set a timer for 12 minutes. Nobody “wins”. Nobody “loses”.
- First half: no genitals. Yes, it’s cruel. That’s why it works.
- Switch roles. One leads, one receives. No coaching. No TED Talk.
- End with: “Do you want more, or do you want sleep?” Both are hot.
Make It Not Weird
Try something new without a committee meeting
- Use the “two truths” rule: “I want this,” and “we can stop anytime.”
- Pick ONE new thing. Not five. You’re not launching a startup.
- Start with a low-stakes version, clothes on is allowed.
- After: “That was hot because…” then stop talking like a podcast.
Date Night, Upgraded
The Valentine’s mistake everyone keeps making
- Don’t schedule sex, schedule privacy. Sex can show up if it wants.
- Pick one shared “yes”, music, shower, massage, making out like teens.
- Do a “menu” swap, each person picks one thing to receive, not perform.
- If it flops, laugh, order dessert, try again tomorrow. Legends do.
Aftercare Cheat Sheet
Make it stick, without getting all weird about feelings
- Water, snack, blanket. The holy trinity of “we’re good.”
- Ask: “More like that,” “less like that,” “different next time?”
- One compliment minimum. No critiques until everyone’s clothed.
- Text later: “Still thinking about it.” That’s it. That’s the spell.