I posted not too long ago a personal story between my boyfriend & I about a girl he made out with who simply lost her mind after she decided she wanted more far too quickly. After months of not speaking with him, she left him a nasty, deranged message on one of her late night drunk binges. The sad part is, they didn’t even have sex. So even using the title for that post, ‘Don’t Stick Your Dick In Crazy,’ had to be stretched to, ‘Don’t even look at crazy. Lawyer up & run away.’ Or at least that’s what Reddit would change it to if they had their way.

While this post isn’t a follow up to that situation, nor has nothing to do with me, I felt it was enlightening to share the sad tale of a fellow Redditor’s struggle with a clingy lady friend after JUST ONE DATE! The Redditor followed up with, this wasn’t him, but his friend. As well as the lady, who we will refer to as JJ from here on out, messaged the OP’s (Original Poster’s) friend randomly on Facebook without even knowing him! Oh social networking, how I am beginning to loathe thee.

If you make it through all 17 pages text messages, you deserve some sort of medal of honor. Not only did you read the entire experience of a stranger.. but you felt the cringe & gut wrenching emotional uncertainty that he felt, or is still feeling to this day.

Kevin, if you are out there.. we salute your endurance in this situation. Also, please let us know you are still alive & this psycho of a woman isn’t wearing your skin as she is consuming your flesh to be one with you eternally?

Did you ever have a run in with crazy? Leave your comment below about the best/worst dating experiences you have encountered & I’ll pick the best to write, ‘Don’t Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Round 3!’ about!